Grandmother's Bible

A mother was trying to get her young daughter to study her Bible class lesson.  The mother took her Bible from the shelf, dusted it off and told the daughter to read her Bible lesson before she could go out and play.  “All right, Mother” the little girl said, “but let's study out of Grandmother's Bible.  It's more interesting than yours.”  “What makes you say that?  My Bible is exactly like Grandmothers'.”  “Oh no,” the little girl insisted.

"I'm sure Grandmother's Bible is more interesting than yours because she reads it much more often than you do."